My name is Armando. My blog is a collective mess, but it's my collective mess.
Another day, another slay. I like Lady Gaga.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
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