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My name is Armando. My blog is a collective mess, but it's my collective mess.

Another day, another slay. I like Lady Gaga.

October 21, 2014 7:09 am

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(via maddiesomthing)

7:00 am
asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

(Source: villiago, via surprisebitch)

6:58 am 6:57 am

badsciencejokes:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

Yah with a teacher like that failing is not your first concern.
I would alert the authorities.
And the morgue.

(via maddiesomthing)

6:55 am

maddiesomthing:

jessuscryst:

nicolejanelle:

tinyhousesgalore:

Tiny house built by Heirloom Custom Tiny Homes in Oregon. See more here!

Crying

!!!

My dream.

(Source: tinyhousesgalore)

6:54 am

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via curiousitykilledthekat)

6:54 am

(Source: navarrra, via matthew-d)

6:53 am

pottysmovingcastle:

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.

(Source: amroyounes, via chaserdawn)

6:53 am 6:50 am 6:50 am

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

(Source: , via maddiesomthing)

6:49 am

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: spookyplantfriend, via chaserdawn)

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6:47 am
2jam4u:

vivahatept1:

Gravity is fascinating

the people at snapchat headquarters have seen your peen so many times

2jam4u:

vivahatept1:

Gravity is fascinating

the people at snapchat headquarters have seen your peen so many times

(via divalife)

6:44 am

britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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(via surprisebitch)